Thought provoking quotes

Alfred E Neuman was known for his thought-provoking quotes in MAD magazine .
Some of them
are timeless. πŸ’«βœ¨

“Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!”πŸ˜ƒ

“The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!”🀣

“Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!”😳

“How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?”πŸ‘

“Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!”πŸ‘

“America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign.”πŸ‘

“When you’re in deep water, it’s a good idea to keep your mouth shut!”😜

“Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!”😒

“Most minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set!”🀨

“Most people don’t act stupid: it’s the real thing!”😟

“A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course!”😜

“Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for and politicians find out what people will fall for.”πŸ˜ƒ

“These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.”πŸ€ͺ

Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!”πŸ˜‚

“Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and selling your story to TV!”πŸ‘Œ

“These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there are more hoods than neighbors!”πŸ˜€

My research for various wayanad & coorg resorts

Hello,

We were planning coorg and wayanad trip in may end, couldn’t find more resort options in our budget (10-15K per night) other than Coorg Cliff Resort and Club Mahindra Resort (one in Madikeri & one in Virajpet – new and bigger one) in coorg, and we finalized coorg cliff resort in coorg. Our experience with club mahindra property – service and food isn’t good in past, so we decided not to go to any of their resort.

I was suggested Heritage Resort , Windflower resort, Kadikani River Resort also in coorg in similar budget but i didnt find it better than cliff.

If you have higher budget (>25-35K/night MAPAI plan),You can definitely book Evolve Back (previously orange county) resort or Taj resort, Madikeri. If your budget isn’t that high but little higher than 15K (15-25K MAPAI plan) You can checkout Coorg Wilderness Resort , Ayatana Resort, Amanvana Resort , Coorg.

In Wayanad, there are several good resorts and each resort has their own charm and speciality. So I was so much confused which resort to choose and which not, so i did much research in last 7 days and thought to share with everyone so it would be helpful to others who are travelling first time.

I have read several reviews, gone through resort website, youtube videos, various booking platform page and reviews including tripadvisor and gathered following information.

(I have not visited personally, just got info from websites, youtube videos and pictures and from telephonic talk with resort)

I thought to share it with everyone , so they may have more clarity and idea while booking for first time.

Wayanad (All resort in 10K-15K MAPAI/APAI package)

1. Vythiri Resort

Pros

Location : Awesome , inside forest, natural water fall, bridge etc

Food : All meal inclusive package including high tea, as per info , veg food is also good and variety of options

Rooms : Jacuzzi inside the room, Spacious rooms (Those with <5 yr kids have only one option to choose in room – Vythiri Heaven, other category are also nice but not safe and not allowed with kids as per telephonic talk to resort direclty)

Cons

No kids specific activities / Activity area for them , mainly for <5 yr old kids

Can include more activities for kids and adults both like wild planet resort, devala (e.g. ATV RIDE, Boating, Kayaoking etc is missing here as no lake/river)

No AC (As per them, not required, but was worried in summer time in afternoon mainly it may not be plasent climate)

No TV , No Wifi, No mobile network inside room ( it is pro and con both depends on your need – For small kids we may require TV (with channel / smart tv with wifi) if irritated / crying in free time in afternoon/ night, no activity area for them so..

2. Aryal Resort

Pro

Beautiful view from room (lakeside romantic room)

Connecting bride as well (not like vythiri but seems good)

Boating/Kayoking

Awesome Swimmimg pool

Pottery – kids and adults both can do that

Tribal village visit – Unique experience

Cons

No waterfall / rainforest like vythiri

Food – limited menu for veg (however they told htey can make our choice veg food if told in advance) & taste also avg as per reviews

No high tea provided in all meal package

3. Great Trails by GRT Hotel, Wayanad

Pro

New property, Spacious rooms

All rooms with bathtub

Great Hospitality & service (even they made their chef to call me after my query of veg food, answered each and every query without any hesitation)

Food – They told they can make whtever choice of food we want if told in advance and variety of veg option and taste shd be good as well as all reviews for food were good. High tea also included with even breakfast + dinner plan.

Separate kids activity indoor area – <5 yr kids can also enjoy

Infinity Pool

All major sightseeing places nearby and can visit waterfall & lake/dam to overcome cons of resort not having any kind of waterfall/bride/river in surrounding like aryal and vythiri

Main reason i liked it due to food and hospitality & location accesible to other sightseeing and negative is outside resort ambience doesnt look as good as aryal and vythiri from available pics.

Cons

Location ambience isnt as good as vythiri & Aryal

(New property so couldnt find more reviews or pictures and no youtube video or virtual tour as well yet)

4. Jungle Bay Resort

Pro

New property

All basic amenitis are there

Good spacious rooms (jacuzzi villa is also there)

Available at almost 50-70% price compared to above three)

Food reviews are good but i checked thei9r sample menu which was limited, not like 4-5 star veg buffet

Cons

No kids activity area

No waterfall / River – boating surrounding resort

Less variety in veg food – probably they may make more if we demand / ala carte basis

Other properties which are good and recommended by others but i havent gone in much details are – Chatau Woods (Chatau woods 50-60% rate compard to others but no much activity mainly nothing for kids and food reviews arent good for veg) , Vythiri Village Resort (Too many rooms so service issue may be there, many negative feedback on maintainance and service, else amenities wise it has everything & cheaper too, but again it is clubbed with club mahindra so we didnt do much research for that as well) , Mountain shadows resort, Windflower etc. You can check it out in details before finalizing booking.

Summary :

If you wanna stay in resort, u can book vythiri, if u like river and water – book aryal – if u wanna explore wayanad and all sightseeing and enjoy good food and service irrespective of external ambience – book great trails resort.

In nutshell, each resort has their own charm and decide whatever required as per personal plan and preference.

We were still confused so finally decided to visit wild planet resort, devala instead going to wayanad and Wild Planet Resort @ Devala has almost everything & good food as well.

Thanks to Mr Babu Joseph @ Best Holidays India (+919447422551) & Mr Jitu Jain @ Silk Route Holidays , Surat (+9198980 30103), & Mr Sam from Groowynd Holidays from TripAdvisor for their inputs. Mr Babu Joseph and Mr Jitu gave best deal of all properties.

Nine day trip to Europe (Vienna-Salzburg-Prague) within 2.5lakh – Indian perspective

We have traveled to vienna, salzburg and prague (8 nights 9 days total) in Nov-2017. I will share my experience, which may help other people (particularly indian and vegetarian people) to plan their tour. I will share my experience and info on hotels, transport, restaurant and must visit places and must do tours..

We booked through company named pickyourtrail which is based in chennai through traveltriangle app. I would also share some comments on my tour operator. Their service is amazing, they provide 24*7 support while on tour even from India and work really harder to guide you for whtever help you need. Rates they provided was also reasonable. If you book same tour yourselves, it will amost cost same or 10-15K more or less, but all your headache goes with them, they took care of everything. Flight tickets, Hotel (all 4*), Visa assistance, Travel insurance, Sightseeing tours, Airport transfer – these all were included, around 2,03,000/- for two people for 8 nights and 9 days. Agni, Jaideep & Sunil – these three guys assisted throughout, Jaideep assisted throughout tour, these guys worked really harder, hats off to their dedication!!

Only thing they can improve is providing local tour guide or providing details about itinerary, explaining places, where to go, how, timing, guide for metro/tram/public bus transportation from and to hotel, train station and sightseeing places, Better communication to hotel regarding room with special view desired, better seat selection in flight (by mistake they selected seat beside emergency exit on flight so it was non-reclining, thankfully that was 2 hour flight from Prague to Paris) etc etc.

Jaideep(Pickyourtrail tour) – Phone no : +91-9444705704

Agni (Pickyourtrail tour) – +919884704878

Seat selection in flight:

Select seats yourself in flight, if you are a couple, there are some rows having only two seats in those rows. Most of the rows have three seats left and right side and four seats in middle, if you r couple, I suggest to select row having two seats in left or right side (one window seat). Also check premium economy fare, if it is not much higher, I recommend premium economy over economy for flights lengthy than 8 hours duration.

Travel card :

You can either buy travel card from your bank (ICICI or axis or HDFC preferably) or One currency card from Thomus cook. If you are traveling to single country, Multicurrency card by your bank would be good , if you are traveling to multiple countries, single currency (USD) card from Thomas cook would be best as it would not have any cross currency charge in any country . Benefit of card from bank over Thomas cook is that you can recharge your travel card even online if you need.more money , while in Thomas cook, you can’t recharge it online or offline after getting it while outside India.

I got travel card from ICICI bank loaded with EURO, which was very convenient and worked everywhere.

Sim card:

If you buy matrix or any sim card from airport, it would cost more than 2500-3500/-. I bought b-free sim card for 10euro from post store in Vienna, (it is available in any store in Vienna), and activated b-free large package, which gave 1000 min, 1000 sms and 7-8 gb data for 30 days and work in any european country without extra roaming charges.

Hotels:

In general, i feel that spending money in any european hotels (Atleast in Vienna, Salzburg, Prague) is not worth irrespective of their brand and star, as none of them offers 4 star hospitality, service & facilities like International 4 star hotels. They don’t accompany you to your room and showing amenities, don’t send someone to assist for your luggage to your room. They charge for everything (Water, adapter for charger, 50-100 euro security deposit extra , No room service, you need to go to reception if you need anything, no complimentary water bottles, and for vegetarian – no veg food in breakfast except bread butter and fruits). So i feel booking AirBnB or if you are alone, booking in hostel is fun as well as affordable and in Airbnb apartments you can have kitchen as well so you can cook Ur food urself, or if you are booking hotel, then book any cheap hotel with good review with superior category of room rather than going for 4 star hotels only..

So while booking hotels, keep following things in mind :

Distance from City center, if far, if they provide free shuttle service or not. Unless it is quite unique hotel/room, prefer hotels nearby city center, as all sightseeing places and good restaurants are usually near city center/main train station.

If you are vegetarian, inquire if they prepare vegetarian food for you in breakfast, or vegetarian restaurant nearby. (Book hotels where more vegetarian/Indians usually go, they might prepare Indian food for you)

Make sure of mentioning about double bed room if you are couple else you might get room with two single beds. Make sure about specific room view you want while booking – Garden facing, city facing etc depending on hotels, check review and room tips on tripadvisor

Check for nearby vegetarian or indian restaurant while selecting hotel/Airbnb.

Confirm security deposit charge of hotel before booking, some hotel charge per day basis, 50euro per day. And don’t give debit card for it, give cash so while checkout you get it back. It has been 6 days but I haven’t received 100 euro security deposit back from grand Wyndham hotel , Salzburg yet which was charged from my debited card, they told it would be refunded back in 24 hours of checkout. So don’t give Ur card, give cash only..

I stayed in Following hotels (All are 4 star) :

Vienna :

Hotel Hilton Garden inn (3.5/5)

Salzburg :

Hotel Wyndham Grand conference center (2.5/5)

Prague :

NH Hotel Prague city (Upper building, mainly due to cable car and city view) (4/5)

Airport Transport:

For airport to Hotel transfer, you can either prebook taxi in advance or if you have already got international sim card with data, can book with good rates from uber on arrival. Our tour operator booked cab with suntransffer.com , for pickup , we got luxurious Mercedes car , it was awesome. For drop, regular sedan.

Sightseeing

You have three options everywhere, 1. guided tour 2. hop on hop off 3. public transport, i recommended either public transport and roam on your own after research or do guided tour + public transport, hop on hop off isnt much good unless you have done good research, and if you have done research, better to use public transport than wasting money in hop on hop off. For certain places, guided tour is must (e.g. Salt mine tour, salzburg, PRague castle tour, Ceske Krumlov tour, Walking tours etc)

Vienna :

Days : Atleast 2-3 days recommended

Mode of transport : Public transport is great if you research about directions, pickup and drop points, bus/tram/metro routes and numbers from and to hotel etc.. Can easily get from google maps. You need to reach opera house (city center) from anywhere and visit all places from there..

Else you can book 48 hours hop on hop off (with audio guide) or guided our for one day and second day public transport.

Our tour operator booked Hop on hop off from Vienna sightseeing company , it was good, had audio guide inside bus and wifi also inside the bus. It has four lines (Red, Green, Yellow, Blue) , so you need to do proper research where to go and where to change bus etc etc.. Big bus is another company, which has two lines only, you can check reviews of that and try it as well.

Also do guided walking tour if available when you visit. Check for timings of same.

Places:

Redline:

-Area nearby opera house (Nice streets, Many shops, must visit in evening)

-St.Stephan Cathedral near opera house

-Various palaces nearby opera house/Heros square

Blue line :

-Giant Ferris Wheel & Madame Tussaud’s Wax museum (Must visit , buy combined ticket, it would be around 26.10 euro for one for combined ticket)

-Daube tower

Yellow line :

SchΓΆnbrunn Palace (Must visit, we could not visit from inside, but everyone recommends to visit it)

Green line :

We didnt get time to visit green line and nothing much particular in green line, but you should definitely visit from inside bus if you book hop on hop off and have time.

Restaurants :

Many vegeterian and indian restaurents near opera house and city center, google it or check on trip advisor.

Salzburg :

Duration : 2 days minimum, if you have time, 3-4 days.

One day for city tour, one day for old city tour including fortress, one day for baverian mountain and saltmines tour (Takes you to Germany) – eagle nest also if you have time and it is available (not available in winter )and lakes and mountain tour and one day for Hallstatt.

We booked hop on hop off city tour one day and Bavarian mountains and salt mines tour next day.

Hop on Hop off city tour is useless, don’t book it. Public transport is better. Sound of music tour has good review than hop on hop off for city tour, we booked salt mine tour with same company which provide sound of music tour.

Places to visit :

Fortress : 5/5 (Must visit, 15.20 euro per person for standard ticket, 12-13 euro for basic ticket) need atleast 5 hours. Can spend almost whole day..

Old town, on the way to fortress, you will see one great street, just roam around there..

Mirabell garden (Awesome)

Mozart bridge

Area nearby train station, just walk around and you will enjoy it.

Bavarian mountain and salt mine tour : 5/5 ( Must do this tour if you are visiting saltmines, our tour operator booked with panoramatour, it was great.

Free guided walking tour also you can do if available, check timings of same when u start your sightseeing and schedule accordingly.

Restaurant :

-Spicy spices (Must visit if you are indian/pure vegeterian)

-Organic pizza (Serves vegan pizza) , nearby above restaurent

-Lucky food truck near mirabell palace, just next to church

-Many other indian restaurents you can find on tirpadvisor

Prague :

Duration : 3 days

We had Hop on Hop off tour by city sightseeing tour prague which included 1.5 hour prague castle tour, 1 hour jewish quarter tour and 1 hour Vltava river cruise. These 3 tours were best but hop on hop off city tour was useless. I recommend to book guided tour one day and then public transport, must include prague castle guided tour. Experience cruise either in vienna or in prague, no need to book at both cities.

Places :

-Old town square and nearby streets

-Prague castle (Must do guided tour and must visit place) – need atleast 2-3 hours.

-Charles bridge (Awesome place)

-Ceske-krumlov tour – Must do (180km from rague, 9-10 hour guided tour by company – praguebustours which includes lunch and pickup drop from hotel, and it was best)

Restaurant:

-Taj Mahal Express (It was just beside our hotel – NH Hotel prague city, delicious indian food, aloo paratha was awesome)

-Many other indian/vegeterian restaurents you can find on zomato/tripadvisor (Dhaba beas, Indian jewel, loving hut etc)

Certain things to keep in mind while travelling in Europe :

1. They charge for water (Tap water is free) everywhere, you don’t get water for free even in most of the restaurant. So keep water bottle with you all the time. (In Prague, variety of water bottles available ranging from 5CZK to 150-200CZK)

2. Toilets are paid almost every where in Europe , so keep small currency or coins with you all the time while outside Ur hotel. 0.50 euro in Austria , 10-12 CZK on Prague. It is free inside hotel and restaurants but paid almost at public places and perheps at train stations as well.

3. If you are vegetarian, make sure you either ask for vegan food or ask for vegeterian food mentioning without eggs and fish, as they may not understand vegetarian & may consider eggs and fish in vegeterian.

4. For bus and tram tickets & At metro station also, you may need coins for ticket, so always keep sufficient coins with you.

5. Don’t exchange Ur currency at airport or train station unless emergency. As they don’t give better rate and take service charge extra.

6. Book cab from uber directly from Google map (uber x) , it is cheaper than private cab and even cheaper sometimes than booking directly from uber app.

7. Carry gloves and cap / muffler also along with jackets in winter, else you will be freezed. πŸ™‚

8. You can buy 24/48 hours pass for metro/ other public transport also, which will give unlimited access to it and reasonable as well. Some buses are even free absolutely and every 3-5 min usually, you get buses or tram.or metro , use Google map for route, nearest station and number of stops in between and number of tram/bus/metro.

9. Do research about sightseeing places and mode of transport if you haven’t booked guided tour, else you will be much confused during travel and will miss some places and won’t be able to manage in time.

My Kerala Tour itinerary – Kerala Travel Guide

We (We were only two, me and my wife) visited Kerala in first week of August 2017. And as it is off season, we enjoyed more, less crowd , less queues etc.

Day 1 Kochi airport to Munnar

Kochi airport 8:30am

We left Airport at 9-9:15am to Athirapally Waterfall (1.5-2 hour max)

You must visit Athirapally Waterfall (Same as in Bahubali Movie), and that too from bottom, u have to walk upto 1.5-2kn roundtrip , but it is worth to go down & enjoy waterfall.

Apprx duration at waterfall : 45-60min minimum including walking time.

Ticket : 80/- for two

Wear sports shoes for comfort shorts, as you will get wet at downside due to massive force of water.

From Athirapally Waterfall , we continued our journey to Munnar. On the way, we visited few more waterfalls (Charpa waterfall, Vazhahal waterfall) & spice garden.

There are lots of Spice garden on the way, Ur driver will take you to the garden where he has repo. Ticket for spice garden was 200/- for two. They had elephant ride too for 400/- per person, which I didn’t find worth for price unless you never had an elephant ride.

Spices also available there but I find rate costly there, you can check in Munnar town also, you might find them at reasonable rate in town.

We reached Our resort in Munnar At around 5pm.
Day 2 Munnar

We left at around 9:30am from our resort for Munnar sightseeing.

First at Eravikulam national park , we bought no waiting tickets from their nearby office and then went there. Ticket for no waiting 100/- for two and additional ticket at park 180/- for two. (only ticket you need if you don’t mind waiting in queue, in off season and if you have time, u don’t need to buy additional no waiting ticket)

From car drop point, they will take you in bus, and bus will drop at one point and from there you need to walk and return to pickup point same as drop point.

We didn’t find any animal on the way , you have to walk a lot there. View is awesome and if you like trekking, it is good. Don’t expect animals though.

From there, we visited KTDC tea museum . Entry ticket is 250/- for two. I didn’t find it worth. They won’t even give you different tea for tasting in this ticket. And in sarcastic way, they will advertise their tea. You can buy tea from there if any good offers , else buy from outside. It was buy three get one free offer when we visited. We bought 4 tea of 100gm each for 210/- total.
Then we visited photo point (You can get printed photos for 20-30/- per copy at these points and have memories outside Ur mobile phone pictures as well) ,echo point, Mattupatty dam on the way, Kundala dam,Pothenmedu view point. There is boating also at dam but it was raining when we visited and boating wasn’t available. You can visit munnar town in the end and then return to hotel. We returned to our resort by 5-6pm.

Day 3 Munnar

We had Bird watching on day 3 in between 7-8am in our resort, that was also sort of trekking, from resort down to the top road, walking on small path in between plantations and bushes. Great experience.

Our driver was insisting much to do Jeep Safari to punmudi dam (hanging bridge, Attukal water fall etc on the way) or to Kolukkumalai. Punmudi dam one is 4-5 hours and Kolukkumalai might take whole day. Punmudi dam cost 2500-3000/- and Kolukkumalai 4000/- per Jeep. But I think you can get even in lesser rate, these are the rates I was provided. And if you have another group or couple, you can share Jeep and save money. Else for just Safari, 4000/- isn’t worth , u will get similar view everywhere. Munnar is natural place and anywhere u will njoy, no need to go to these places by safari for 4000/- bucks. I read reviews and almost everyone was telling same, so we didn’t have his Jeep Safari.

Our driver also insisted to visit dream land or wonder valley adventure park. I liked dreamland but we already visited many adventure parks before, so we skipped that as well. If you have e time and like adventure and haven’t visited any adventure park like Della adventure , Lonavala, you should visit dreamland. Entry ticket is apprx 800/- per person.

I think drivers are getting some commission for this Jeep Safari, dream land etc, as almost all drivers insist passenger to go there. So be smart enough to make Ur own choice. Don’t get misguided by driver.

So we didn’t visited dreamland or Jeep Safari on day 3, instead we have more fun with other activities. Our resort has extra activities like Yoga-meditation, Tea tasting, Bird watching , Plantation hike walk to river side and Tea garden walk to Attukal waterfall. Tea tasting and yoga wasn’t available unfortunately during our 3 night stay as owner of the resort arrange these activities and he was out of Munnar due to some personal reason.

We have plantation walk to riverside from our resort. Our resort sent guide along with us for this walk. And this was not at any extra cost too, included in resort activities. It was the most memorable thing during our stay at Munnar. Included nature walk, trekking, photography, river visit etc. We walked in between trees, plantation, bushes, narrow path, up and down, I can’t describe it but it was best experience.

Then we had rest in afternoon , in evening, we visited Attukal waterfall.

There was actually tea garden walk 1.5-2 km one way and then Attukal water fall. Road is quite narrow and dangerous, one small bridge also one the way. Our driver was very good, instead of dropping us midway and let us walk this long, he took us almost upto the Attukal waterfall. It was beautiful, experience from tea garden walk to Attukal waterfall. Then we visited Munnar town and ayurvedic spa center. Regarding spa, check rooms and facilities before you book. They do bargain as well. I suggest to get it done at resort if available and good. Outside it is around 1500/- full body ayurvedic massage per person ,if you have good bargaining capacity, you can get even for lower upto 1000-1200/- per person.
Day 4 Munnar To Kumarakom

We checked out our resort at around 9:30am and left for kumarakom. the way, you will have some waterfalls and spice gardens, Chocolat factory etc. You can buy chocolates, cocca powder, spices, tea etc.

You can select stay either on kumarakom or Alleppey. If you want to have an experience in houseboat, Alleppey is good. In rainy season , houseboat isn’t good option, so we opted for resort. Another thing with house boat is, you will get stucked inside, can’t have any leisure and activities, no luxurious room as well. So You can book houseboat only for daytime 3-4 hours also .

Both Alleppey and kumarakom, you can have backwater cruise, almost all hotels provide one hour evening backwater cruise complimentary.

We reached kumarakom at around 3pm. You have to enjoy inside the resort in kumarakom or Alleppey, no activity other than backwater cruise and bird sanctuary in kumarakom. Our resort was wonderful, so we enjoyed inside resort.only and had one hour complimentary backwater cruise.
Day 5 Kumarakom to Verkala beach to Poovar island

We checkedout and left from kumarakom at around 9:30am and reached verkala beach at around 1:00pm, 30-40min at verkala beach and left to Poovar island. Reached poovar island resort at around 4pm.

If you are visiting Kovalam beach as well, I think you can skip verkala beach . If you have e excess time, then you can visit verkala beach, can plan one night stay at verkala too. beach is very good, but you will get saturated in the end of beaches and water in Kerala. So I suggest if visiting Kovalam, you can skip it and save the time.

After reaching the resort by boating and checking in, it was almost 5pm. We found 2 more couple while check in at resort and did extra one hour boating with them, which included sightseeing like mangroves, elephant rock, floating restaurant, church etc inside the water. Boat was arranged by our resort , 1250/- per hour per boat, so in 3 couples we shared it and it costed 400/- per couple to us.

*Drivers insist passenger for boating from other place as well, don’t get trapped in this, it will even cost u more (1500-2500/-) and for that u have to get outside by boating from resort and then by car to their pickup point , so better to book it from Ur resort directly.

We njoyed inside resort activities after boating.

Day 6 Poovar island to Kanyakumari day trip

We left for Kanyakumari at around 11am and reached by 1:30pm, visited Vivekananda Rock (it is beautiful, wind is so powerful, u will be amazed by wind and view both) by fairy ride (36/- for two, if you r going in peak season and rush, u can buy special ticket So u don’t have to stand in long queue) Triveni Sangam, Gandhi memorial , temple, sunset point (must visit even if you don’t plan to stay till sunset) etc. I recommend you must visit Kanyakumari if you are going to Kovalam or Poovar and if you have some extra day, you can even stay there.

On the way from Kanyakumari to Poovar island, we visited one temple suchindram, 15-20min from Kanyakumari. I strongly recommend not to visit this temple with wallet, so if you visit it, go without Ur wallet. From the entry point to every 100mtr, total 6-7 times, you will be asked 100-150/- in name of God from local people inside the temple.

From temple, we returned to Poovar island resort by evening and njoyed stay.

Day 7 Poovar island to Kovalam and trivendrum tour

In the morning, 10am, we visited beach from poovar island resort, u have to reach to beach by boating, 5min from resort island. It is awesome. We stayed there for 30-40min, you can spend more time also there. But we left as we needed to checkout and go to Kovalam and trivendrum.

We checked out poovar island resort at around 11:30am and went directly to trivendrum (one hour from poovar). Visited temple from outside and went to zoo. Art gallery, museum everything is nearby zoo, same location. We just visited zoo only, it was very good. Lots of animals and birds. Ticket for zoo 40/- for two. You can buy banana chips from trivendrum market.

Then we went to Kovalam from trivendrum and checked into resort and Kovalam. (30min from trivendrum) Visited Hawa beach and light house beach. You can go top to the Light house and have best view from top of all beaches. Ticket is 20/- per person and 10/- for mobile camera. All Beach are awesome.

You can go to trivendrum again in the night for dinner or njoy inside resort and have dinner there.

Day 8 : Kovalam to trivendrum airport

We checkedout and reached airport by 9:20am.

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We skipped thekaddy in Kerala on purpose because all my friends who visited told we can skip it and added extra days in Munnar/poovar-kovalam and visit Kanyakumari instead. If you have extra days, u can visit thekaddy as well. But in Thekaddy, nothing except wildlife sanctuary (no much animals as per review), spice garden (already in Munnar), kaththak (we weren’t interested), elephant ride (can have in Munnar, but I think here is would be more fun).

Most memorable things during our trip

Floating Cottage at Poovar Island Resort, Boating at poovar island, Athirapally Waterfall from downmost point and Plantation hike walk to riverside from our resort Kaivalyam Retreat in Munnar, Vivekanand Rock at Kanyakumari
Resorts during our stay :

1. Kaivalyam retreat, Munnar

Luxury suite room, u can opt for duplex tree house as well.

We liked it due to location in between tree and mountain, plantation walk to riverside, (tea tasting and yoga etc would be good experience as well , but unfortunately not available during our stay), Jacuzzi in.kuxury suite room & unlimited Ur choice items in dinner from their menu, pure vegetarian and duplex tree house seems good as well.

Alternative Resort u can check :
Don’t book any hotel in town book hotel in between trees and mountain, with good view, check location of resort before you book.

Mountain club resort, Tall trees resort, spice tree resort (quite costly) etc.

2. Eastend lakesong resort, Kumarakom

Vembanadu room (highest category is vembanadu, u can select any from vembanadu or asthamudi room)

Liked due to awesome view inside resort, country canoe inside resort, cycling & excellent hospitality.

Alternative Resort u can check :
Lake palace resort, Alleppey, Pool villa at citrus back water resort, Alleppey, Vivanta by Taj, kumarakom

Kumarakom lake resort, Kumarakom and Zuri, kumarakom is best but quite costly.

3. Poovar island resort , Poovar

Floating cottages (Ayurvedic suite cottages seems good as well, but no option for floating cottage, u must stay there for atleast one night)

Awesome resort, u will feel like you r in Mauritius. Lots of activities, beach, boating, great view, floating cottages etc.

Alternative Resort u can check :
I don’t recommend anything else lake than poovar island resort, floating cottages by if it is not available u can check , Estuary island resort.

4. Uday samudra beach resort, Kovalam

Atria room category (Book only sea view room, atria is pool and garden view)

Breakfast was good at Uday samudra. We were disappointed with this resort as it wasn’t up to the mark compared with other resorts we stayed in other locations. I suggest to find alternative and better resorts in Kovalam, if u have to choose between poovar and Kovalam, choose poovar only. If u have time, u can stay at poovar and Kovalam both.
Alternative Resort u can check :

Turtle on the beach, Leela , Vivanta by Taj

Our Tour Operator : (Gave best rates, I posted his review separately on Google & Facebook, chk that if u want)

Best India holiday Pvt Ltd

Mr.Babu Joseph

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Husband wife joke

Laughter Therapy
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl’s parents, 

“I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life”
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy’s parents ??????

like “I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life”
Nooo…. because women don’t tell lies πŸ˜€πŸ˜œ
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A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.

Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!

            

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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

            

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a β€˜Mistress’ of her Husband…

β€œMiss” for first year & β€œStress” for rest of the life…

            

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? 

That was common sense leaving your body.

            

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Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! 

Dad: What role are you playing? 

Son: A husband! 

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

            

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Man outside phone booth: β€œExcuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Man inside: β€œi am talking to my wife”

          

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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- β€œsacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

          

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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

            

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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..

She hugged him immediately.

Women jokes

FOR MEN ONLY, LADIES PLEASE IGNORE
Short Facts……
β˜€β˜€β˜€β˜€β˜€β˜€β˜€β˜€β˜€
Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby :  “My boss said go to hell!” 

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‹

         

β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
Doctor : How is ur headache ? 

Patient : she’s out of town.

πŸ˜„
β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
Marriage is like a public toilet… 
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & 

Those inside are desperate to come out.

😰
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

       (1) Mobile

       (2) Automobile

       (3) TV

       (4) Wife

Because, there is always a 

better model in neighborhood 

πŸ˜‰
β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

😷
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. 
One double and you start feeling single again.        

πŸ˜‡
β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, 

but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q – You know why women love shoes? πŸ‘ 
Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜
β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? πŸš—

Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 

😁

           

β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? β›ΊπŸŽ„
Ans – There are no Shopping Centers.. 

πŸ˜‰

           

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Q – How to save a Dying Woman? 
Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 

πŸ˜‹

           

β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—† β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†β—‡β—†β—†β—†β—†β—†
The woman who invented the phrase …

“All men are the same” 

was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

😝

           

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There are 3 kinds of men in this

world.

Some remain single and make

wonders happen. 

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened….

😜😜

           

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Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.

πŸ˜†πŸ˜œ

           

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Women live a Better, Longer &

Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY? 

A very INTELLIGENT man replied: 

Women don’t have a wife!

πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜†πŸ˜œ
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it… πŸ™‚

😊

Global opinion on marriage

🌐Some global opinions on marriages..

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– Socrates 😝😝

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs πŸ“„with me.
– Bill Clinton  πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
– George W. Bush πŸ‘»

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
– Rudy Giuliani πŸ’£

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
– Michael Jordan 😜😜

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Shaquille O’Neal 😘😘

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
– Kobe Bryant😑😑

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
– David Hasselhoff😞😞

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Alec Baldwin πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don’t know why..
alphabets get reversed..
  
🍁An Excellent Line…

“Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer”.πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ

How to Maintain Safe Distance from Income Tax Department ?

How to Maintain Safe Distance from Income Tax Department ?

Do you want to keep an Arm’s Length Distance from the Income Tax Department?

Obviously the Answer is YES!!! But the question here is HOW???

Here are a list of expenses/ investments, which at any point of time performed by you may invite undue attention from the Income tax Personnel.

1) Depositing Cash aggregating to Rs.10 Lacs p.a. in your Savings Bank Account.

2) Making Credit Card Payments of more than Rs.2 Lacs p.a.

3) Investment in Mutual Fund Units worth more than Rs. 2 Lacs.

4) Investment in Debentures/ Bonds, amounting more than Rs. 5 Lacs

5) Investment in Shares worth more than Rs. 1 Lakh.

6) Investment in Gold ETF worth more than Rs. 1 Lakh.

7) Investment in RBI Bonds worth more than Rs. 5 Lacs.

8) Purchase / Sale of any Immovable Property exceeding Rs.30 Lacs.

9) Receipt of Cash Payment exceeding Rs.2 Lacs for sale of any goods/ services.

10) Cash deposits or withdrawals aggregating to Rs 50 lakh or more in a financial year in one or more Current Account.

The Next question which may strike us, is how does the Income tax Personnel get to know about all these activities.

To keep an eye on such high value transactions of the tax payers, the IT Department has developed a statement of financial transactions called Annual Information Report (AIR).
On the basis of this AIR, the department shortlists their targets and further sends them a notice.

What do you mean by a Annual Information Report.

Annual Information Return (AIR) of β€˜high value financial transactions’ is required to be furnished under section 285 BA of the Income-tax Act, 1961 by β€˜specified persons’ in respect of β€˜specified transactions’ registered or recorded by them during the financial year.

Who provides the high value transaction information to prepare the AIR.

β˜† Banks
β˜† Mutual Fund Companies
β˜† Companies Issuing Bonds/ Debentures
β˜† Companies issuing shares
β˜† Credit Card Companies
β˜† Sub- registrar offices on real estate deals.
β˜† Gold Ornament Sellers.

How can I trace my High Value Transactions reported under AIR.?

The assesse can trace his/ her high value transactions reported under AIR, in their 26AS Report under AIR section. Any transaction of the assesse which has been categorized as a High Value Transaction, will be reflected therein.

In the end, one last question which everyone might have. How to avoid receiving a notice from the IT department.

The most important step is to file your Income Tax returns on time and file them correctly.

Disclose all your Taxable as well as Exempt income under the right head.

List of holidays : Upcoming long weekend in 2015

Weekend in August

15 August, Saturday
16 August, Sunday
17 August, Monday β€” Skip work; you haven’t had a break since May!
18 August, Tuesday β€” Parsi New Year

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Weekend in September

17 September, Thursday β€” Ganesh Chaturthi
18 September, Friday β€” Skip work
19 September, Saturday
20 September, Sunday

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2nd Weekend in September

24 September, Thursday β€” Bakri Id
25 September, Friday β€” Skip work
26 September, Saturday
27 September, Sunday

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Weekend in October

2 October, Friday β€” Gandhi Jayanti
3 October, Saturday
4 October, Sunday

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2nd weekend in October

22 October, Thursdayβ€”Dussehra
23 October, Friday β€” Take leave
24 October, Saturday
25 October, Sunday

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Weekend in November – Huge one

7 November, Saturday
8 November, Sunday
9 November, Monday β€” Dhanteras
10 November, Tuesday β€” Naraka Chaturdashi or take leave
11 November, Wednesdayβ€”Diwali (Lakshmi Puja)
12 November, Thursdayβ€”Diwali (Balipratipada) or take leave
13 November, Fridayβ€”Diwali (Bhaidooj)
14 November, Saturday
15 November, Sunday

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Weekend in December

24 December, Thursday β€” Eid-e-Milad
25 December, Friday β€” Christmas
26 December, Saturday
27 December, Sunday

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